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I have to coolest dog in the world… His name is Seiko… I named him that because I wanted him to be a “watch” dog… Anyway… He’s never been very athletic, but he is smarter n’ heck… He could never learn to catch a ball… When he was a puppy we would all be in the front yard and Steve would toss him a ball over and over again yelling “Catch”, but he usually didn’t even see it coming and it would just bounce off his head, or if he did see it coming he would dodge it… Finally we figured a way to not make him look stupid and if anyone happened to be walking by we would yell “Duck” when we threw it and then he’d appear to be following instructions… He has always gone out and gotten the newspaper every day since he’s been big enough to drag it in… He still to this day can “Go find my cigarettes” when I tell him and it’s been 8 years on the 14th of January ‘07 since we quit smoking… He sits, stays, lays down and when you say “Shake” he shakes like he does after a bath… He’s just the bestest dog ever… He’s pretty old for a Golden Retriever… I had to stop taking the newspaper about 5 months ago, but I take the time each night to put a newspaper in the driveway so he can go get it in the morning… He puts up with anything I dish out… Even his brother Larry Dean (the Bushbaby)… Larry jumps on his back and rides… If Seiko is sleeping Larry sits on his head and pulls his lip up with his little hands and licks inside of Seiko’s mouth or holds his ears up and licks all down in there… Sometimes when Seiko is standing up Larry will latch onto Seiko’s back leg with his legs and one hand and use the other hand to swat Seiko in the balls… Then when Seiko starts trying to walk away he hangs onto his tail, which makes Seiko turn in circles, and he swings… Sometimes I swear I hear Lar going “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee”… LOL … Anyway… What other dog would put up with all that?… I love Seiko so much… He has been a great companion… He probably won’t be around much longer cuz he is 14 as of the 31st of January ‘07 and has hip dysplasia badly… He takes two pain pills a day… But he still gets the paper and even insists you throw a toy for him daily… Of course he used to fetch as long as you’d throw for him and now he only goes 1 1/2 to 3 trips, then he stops… I sure will miss him when he goes… Like I said… He’s the bestest dog ever…
Limpy was gonna teach JayAre how to fish?… It was sooooooooo funny… We were at an FU… I’m not sure what year but I think it was the same one where Steve resigned from his duties as entertainment director for short people, anyway, the entire thing was captured on film and it was funny as heck… Limpy sat there all day with her line in the water trying to explain to JayAre exactly how it’s done, but she kept getting interrupted cuz JayAre kept catching fish, so Limpy would have to wait for JayAre to put her fish in the bucket and rebait her hook… ‘Bout the time Limpy got going good again with her lesson JayAre would catch another fish… If I remember correctly JayAre caught 12 fish total (not all keepers) and Limpy never even got a nibble… The tape was just way too funny… I even showed it to Steve and he cracked up too… Of course yaw’ll will have to just trust me on this one cuz the day I showed it to Steve was also the day I learned about breaking that little tab off the VHS tape… The next time I went to watch it alls I got was an episode of NYPD Blue… My bad….
Yo’ Boshidiots…
Just wanted to say how much fun I had this am… (An’ free o’ charge too!)… You are all “Da Bomb Baby”… I love alla yer guts…!!… (In yer blog-face J’ar)… LOL … All us old Boshidiots can do it too… (Now that’s a visual even *I* don’t wanna see)… After 5 hours on the fone with alla you folks all I need a meetin’… 
… See ya…
Hey… It’s me…. Is it you?….
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